1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
i don’t like ice cream
2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
Thunderstorm without an umbrella.
3: Let’s say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?
To be able to become invisible
5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a ’90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you’re “them”? Would you choose to switch back?
Natalie Portman. Idk
6: Any allergies?
Coconuts and shell fish
7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
8: Did you get enough sleep last night?
9: You’re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
11: What’s the biggest animal you’ve ever killed? Bugs count.
I’ve never killed an animal
12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
14: Could you win the Hunger Games?
Nope i’d be the first to go
15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
I was always a princess. and I liked being a shot pin up girl when I was 18.
16: Do you bite your nails?
17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
Being a chem nerd, it’d be fascinating
23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
i cover my mouth and apologize
24: Of what animal are you most afraid?
25: Pizza or oral sex?
26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
Yes, no. that I watch football.
27: You’re in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go “OH SHIT, THAT’S MY JAM!” What song is it?
I don’t think I’ve ever done that.
28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?
29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?
30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
im not sure lol
32: Have you ever been punched in the face?
33: How do you take your ramen noodles?
34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
Hairstylists, all black every work day
36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
12, and yes
37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It’s not dangerous or really big or anything. They’re just moving to a place that doesn’t allow pets.
38: Do you know how to pronounce the word “pinochle”?
39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
Waiting to begin working for an hour…
40: Are you better with numbers or words?
41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
42: Is morality universal or relative?
In between both. It’s hard to explain.
43: Let’s say you’re getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?
44: What’s the worst name you’ve ever been called?
cunt? that’s the worst word I can think of
45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
I get along with kids better I think.
48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?
49: What’s your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?