May 2013
12 tags
4 tags
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
Ok I was eating soup before bed and it started to hurt my stomach, so I was all like, ooo no more soup. So I put it on my bed table.
I later awoke and realized my asshole cat knocked it all over my comforter so I’ve been like rolling around in rice and spices.
#asshole
Fancy knowing anything about me?
1: Full name: Ashleigh
2: Age: 21
3: 3 Fears: heights bugs chainsaws
4: 3 things I love: food food food
5: 4 turns on: hands x4
6: 4 turns off: smelly x4
7: My best friend: and I haven't spoke in a long while and it's upsetting
8: Sexual orientation: men
9: My best first date: danced on a rooftop
10: How tall am I: 5'1
11: What do I miss: New England
12: What time were I born: 5:03pm EST
13: Favourite color: nude?
14: Do I have a crush: a big fat one
15: Favourite quote: don't join tumblr
16: Favourite place: lake Monroe bridge
17: Favourite food: eggplant! Or Greek salad
18: Do I use sarcasm: no
19: What am I listening to right now: my clock tick tocking
20: First thing I notice in new person: their hands
21: Shoe size: 6 USA
22: Eye color: blue. Except the pigment in my eyes tried to turn them brown and failed so now I have orange rings around my pupils
23: Hair color: black
24: Favourite style of clothing: my own? I guess
25: Ever done a prank call? When I was like 10
27: Meaning behind my URL: i want your soul and then to kill you
28: Favourite movie: oh go away
29: Favourite song: ATM? Um a drop in the ocean
30: Favourite band: PTV
31: How I feel right now: giggly
32: Someone I love: my cat
33: My current relationship status: single af
34: My relationship with my parents: give or take
35: Favourite holiday: valentines day
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: oh boy. Um can I skip this one? It's plenty
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: microdermal in my chest, my cheeks redone, nipples. Tattoos? I have set ones ill get but I always end up doing random ones at random times
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: my ex bf made me curious
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? He's just psychotic
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Sometimes
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? No
42: When did I last hold hands? Idk
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? I'm a woman. Case closed.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yep
45: Where am I right now? In me bed
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? No one
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Reasonably low
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? My mother owns the house I reside in?
49: Am I excited for anything? Yes! Omg
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? I did
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Never
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Idr
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Okay
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yeah
55: What is something I disliked about today? Dude chill I just woke up
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Amy w, she's still on this earth, just dead
57: What do I think about most? I'm strange. I think about everything.
58: What’s my strangest talent? I can make my cat meow just by walking past her
59: Do I have any strange phobias? YES. I can't stand being touched in the top center of my back. If you grab my hands, I will punch you. I won't go on a roller coaster. I have pharmacophobia. I'm extremely afraid of dogs. Having children scares me because I don't want to gain weight, I just wanna skip that part, but not the pregnancy? I'm afraid of doing drugs so I never have. Being self sufficient scares me because I could fail.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Idc
61: What was the last lie I told? Um. I don't ever have reason to lie. That's not the lie. I just literally can't think of one.
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Entities, and yeah. Aliens live in other countries, hello.
64: Do I believe in magic? No
65: Do I believe in luck? No
66: What's the weather like right now? Really freaking nice actually
67: What was the last book I've read? The crucible or the bible
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Not particularly. However I'm obsessed with the smell of garages.
69: Do I have any nicknames? Holly, olly, or ashi
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? I broke my toe once or 3 times
71: Do I spend money or save it? -.-
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? No
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Ten feets? My room isn't even that big
74: Favourite animal? Kitty
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Satan
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Accidentally in love
78: How can you win my heart? Buy me food
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Loveless
80: What is my favorite word? Rn, kill it with fire lol
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: idk
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Go fuck yourself
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? No
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Why would it be my choice if I ate a radioactive veggie? The compound would be complete and the enzyme wouldn't allow me to change. Genetics nerd.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Idk
86: What is my current desktop picture? My brother and I at my uncles wedding
87: Had sex? Yeah I've been married too.
88: Bought condoms? Yep
89: Gotten pregnant? Twice
90: Failed a class? Once
91: Kissed a boy? Yes
92: Kissed a girl? Yes
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yeah it's so annoying
94: Had job? Had job....
95: Left the house without my wallet? Yeah! I hate that
96: Bullied someone on the internet? Prob
97: Had sex in public? Yep
98: Played on a sports team? A few. Softball
99: Smoked weed? A handful of times
100: Did drugs? No
101: Smoked cigarettes? Yeah
102: Drank alcohol? I'm 21
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? I am not
104: Been overweight? Not really
105: Been underweight? Yeah it's scary
106: Been to a wedding? Three
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? The sims does that to you
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? American horror story does that to you
109: Been outside my home country? Nope
110: Gotten my heart broken? Yep
111: Been to a professional sports game? A cubs game
112: Broken a bone? My toe
113: Cut myself? Yes
114: Been to prom? Unfortunately no
115: Been in airplane? My dads a pilot
116: Fly by helicopter? I don't think so
117: What concerts have I been to? Wayyyuyuy to many
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yeah her name was Danielle.
119: Learned another language? Spanish
120: Wore make up? Duh?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Yep
122: Had oral sex? Duh
123: Dyed my hair? Yes
124: Voted in a presidential election? Yes! This past one
125: Rode in an ambulance? Nope
126: Had a surgery? Nope
127: Met someone famous? Many people
128: Stalked someone on a social network? Stalked? Prob
129: Peed outside? Yep
130: Been fishing? Yes
131: Helped with charity? Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush? Yes
133: Broken a mirror? A few
134: What do I want for birthday? Oh gosh I don't know. Last one it was balloons and champagne. But now my birthdays shouldn't be exciting seeing as I exceeded 21. So 22, maybe something with my family
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 3 that I know! 2 boys and a princess, Myles, Clyde, and Katherine Lenore
136: Was I named after anyone? No
137: Do I like my handwriting? I don't care as long as its legible
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? I had a Stuffed bunny. Named bunny.
139: Favourite Tv Show? The vamp diaries
140: Where do I want to live when older? Thailand
141: Play any musical instrument? Piano
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? I used a switch blade
143: Favourite pizza toping? Eggplant!
144: Am I afraid of the dark? Yes lol
145: Am I afraid of heights? Don't even talk about it
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? "Bad"
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Of course
148: What I'm really bad at: showing emotion.
149: What my greatest achievments are: I got a high school diploma woo
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: your mother should have swallowed you
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: buy a car. Bu prob not since it'd prob be 2 dollars from a scratch off
152: What do I like about myself: I find humor in all things
153: My closest Tumblr friend: Lacey
154: Something I fantasize about: Ryan Reynolds
wurnbo:
did i allow u to have fun without me
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
tyleroakley:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
